Okay, so me, Ellen, Kathryn, Jacky and Bridgitte (who left early) went to a concert. NOW the concert was advertised as a fairly mild, fun little thing, much like the concerts at KPAC that I enjoy greatly. BUT the concert was not a fairly mild, fun little thing, much like the concerts at KPAC that I enjoy greatly. THIS concert was a kind of death metal/zombie weird thing. Not kidding, the theme was zombies. At one point in the concert, the word 'Brains' was moaned over and over by the person holding the microphone (I would have said 'singer' but that would be quite the lie wouldn't it?). SO we all stood at the back, by the bathrooms, and creepily watched the shirtless men as they came and went, which was fun. Honestly, everyone at the concert was fun to watch. There was this REALLY creepy guy in tight, tight white pants which he informed us that he bought in Dawson for $2! Woo Creepy Guy! There were plenty of other fun people as well.

So what's really, really hard to believe is that people take that stuff seriously. I mean come on, 'brains'? And then Ian's brother's band came on, The Tups (Ellen now owns tons of their merch). They, thankfully, did not take themselves seriously. At first, they opened the curtains to reveal one guy, sitting, eating chicken and Wonderbread. At one point in the performance, the singer (he sang, I suppose) removed his pants and revealed a leather, studded thong, complete with chains! Very unexpected, to say the least. Then they broke out the weird vegetable... It was kind of  like a big green onion... I can't remember what it's called... Whatever. The lead singer handed these strange vegetables to everyone, and they threw them around a lot. The singer also tried to stick them to the studs in his thong, which was entertaining. They ended the show by the singer sneaking up on the other band members, and slitting their throats, and then shooting the drumer, and himself. They were rather entertaining, and didn't mention too much about zombies, so WAY TO GO, TUPS!

Last note: Ellen, me, Kathryn, Jackie and Bridgitte put on dark red sticky lipstick, which was fun.